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Don't paint me black when I used to be golden
April 22nd , 87082 Notes
amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
April 22nd , 274308 Notes
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surprisebitch:
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35-24-35

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

April 22nd , 67138 Notes
baesment:

The Story So Far // Empty Space (x)

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

April 22nd , 171213 Notes
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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
April 22nd , 104961 Notes